Meet (but don’t touch) The Cupcake Gang

Cappuccino Swirl

Smooth jazz. That’s all that comes out of this one’s mouth. She’s a beat-bearing, free-jivin’, soul-searchin’ kid. As a BBFJSS kid, she’s very mellow and down-to-earth when it comes to cupcake analyses and general discourse.

Likes: smooth jazz, chillin’ indoors (sunglasses included).

Dislikes: exposed eyes.

Fun Fact: wears black nailpolish.

Choco-Choco Chip

She’s like a kid on a playground, running around. Her mind is on recess 24/7. Like spinach to Popeye, Choco-Choco Chip mainly consumes cupcakes and Starbucks Doubleshots.

Likes: puppy jackets, cereal, stoic bears, dollhouse furniture.

Dislikes: radiation, ketchup pee.

Fun Fact: screams when she drops cookies.

Lemon Meringue

The Tim Gunn of the group, Lemon Meringue has a critical outlook on life and cupcakes (synonymous). Always ready to stick a bitter tongue of skepticism onto the lollipop of cupcake whimsy, she is the touchstone that grounds the Gang into reality.

Likes: bitter things.

Dislikes: bitter[-tasting] things.

Fun Fact: is on a life-long mission to find a Lemon Meringue cupcake-counterpart.

Vanilla

Vanilla is, by all means, not plain. She is curt, blunt, and— Done.

Likes: finishing things.

Dislikes: global warming, racism, genocide, and general ignorance.

Fun Fact: N/A