It’s finally here … a delectable cupcake to-go box of reviews! For those cupcake eaters that are busy, busy, busy.
Rating System:
After much consideration, we have decided that a scale of sprinkles would be the most appropriate form for rating cupcake eateries.
5 sprinkles = The Cupcake Gang’s highest and most coveted honor
4 sprinkles = Delectable, but not quite up to perfection
3 sprinkles = Fine — we may eat it again, but not if we’re in the mood for greatness
2 sprinkles = Does not appreciate the art that is cupcake eating
1 sprinkle = A shame to cupcake eating society
Each cupcake eatery will be rated largely based on two categories: the cupcake itself and the atmosphere of the cupcake eatery.
Within the “cupcake” section the categories are: cake, frosting and presentation, along with an overall comment on the cupcake.
Within the “atmosphere” section the categories are: service (which includes wait-time and friendliness of staff) and seating (which will not be rated, but will indicate availability), along with an overall comment on the atmosphere.
Now we may begin the short-and-sweet reviews; however, as always, if you are in the mood savoring the experience of The Cupcake Gang’s adventures feel free to look at the longer post. Enjoy!
Cupcake Eateries:

Cupcake
Average Cost: $2.50
Cake: 1.5 sprinkles
Frosting: 4 sprinkles
Presentation: 3 sprinkles
Overall: Worth it? Eh (meaning: non-enthusiastic).
Atmosphere
Service: 3 sprinkles
Seating: Limited (very limited)
Overall: Get it to-go (if you even have time to wait in line!).

Cupcake
Average Cost: $3.00
Cake: 3.5 sprinkles
Frosting: 4.5 sprinkles
Presentation: 3.5 sprinkles
Overall: These cupcakes were hearty and fun. Much appreciated.
Atmosphere
Service: 3 sprinkles
Seating: Available
Overall: Stay in and eat the cupcake with your fellow cupcake eating buddies. There’s even a children’s bookstore attached!

Cupcake
Average Cost: $3.25
Cake: 3 sprinkles
Frosting: 3 sprinkles
Presentation: 4 sprinkles
Overall: Crumbs is the best for its specialty cupcakes — so get those.
Atmosphere
Service: 4 sprinkles
Seating: Available
Overall: A nice arena for sitting down and savoring the cupcake.

Cupcake
Average Cost: 12 for $4.99
Cake: 0.5 sprinkles
Frosting: 1 sprinkle
Presentation: 2 sprinkles
Overall: Get it for a large party where there are other desserts present.
Atmosphere
Service: 3 sprinkles
Seating: Available
Overall: Get it to stay or go — that is the beauty of Whole Foods.

Cupcake
Average Cost: $2.50
Cake: 3 sprinkles
Frosting: 3 sprinkles
Presentation: 4 sprinkles
Overall: A nice cupcake in general.
Atmosphere
Service: 4 sprinkles
Seating: Limited
Overall: A fun place to be, but horrendous for seating when busy (which is most of the time) — so take it to-go.

Cupcake
Average Cost: $3.00
Cake: 3 sprinkles
Frosting: 4.5 sprinkles
Presentation: 4 sprinkles
Overall: Interesting mix-and-match choices, but a little expensive for the size. But it’s organic!
Atmosphere
Service: 4 sprinkles
Seating: Very limited
Overall: Nice digs, but not for family-style table eatin’!

Cupcake
Average Cost: 4 for $8.50
Cake: 4 sprinkles
Frosting: 4.5 sprinkles
Presentation: 2.5 sprinkles
Overall: These cupcakes look like third period history class, but taste like after-school cartoons!
Atmosphere
Service: 4.5 sprinkles
Seating: Available
Overall: It’s got internet, folks!
To be fair, we didn’t know we were being filmed.
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