Smooth jazz. That’s all that comes out of this one’s mouth. She’s a beat-bearing, free-jivin’, soul-searchin’ kid. As a BBFJSS kid, she’s very mellow and down-to-earth when it comes to cupcake analyses and general discourse.
Likes: smooth jazz, chillin’ indoors (sunglasses included).
Dislikes: exposed eyes.
Fun Fact: wears black nailpolish.
She’s like a kid on a playground, running around. Her mind is on recess 24/7. Like spinach to Popeye, Choco-Choco Chip mainly consumes cupcakes and Starbucks Doubleshots.
Likes: puppy jackets, cereal, stoic bears, dollhouse furniture.
Dislikes: radiation, ketchup pee.
Fun Fact: screams when she drops cookies.
The Tim Gunn of the group, Lemon Meringue has a critical outlook on life and cupcakes (synonymous). Always ready to stick a bitter tongue of skepticism onto the lollipop of cupcake whimsy, she is the touchstone that grounds the Gang into reality.
Likes: bitter things.
Dislikes: bitter[-tasting] things.
Fun Fact: is on a life-long mission to find a Lemon Meringue cupcake-counterpart.
Vanilla is, by all means, not plain. She is curt, blunt, and— Done.
Likes: finishing things.
Dislikes: global warming, racism, genocide, and general ignorance.
Fun Fact: N/A